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I axed myself bukvalni prevodi

Ilustracija: dekarogue, DeviantArt

– Mnogo sam se sekirao.
– I AXED MY SELF VERY MUCH.


– Pričam sam sa sobom.
– I’M TALKING ALONE WITH THE ROOM.


– Računaj na mene.
– CALCULATE ON ME.


– Čekanje u redu za hleb.
– WAITING ALL RIGHT FOR BREAD.


– Ko te šljivi.
– WHO PLUMS YOU.


– Ko te šiša.
– WHO CUTS YOUR HAIR.


– Nosi se.
– CARRY YOURSELF.

Alternativa: WEAR YOURSELF


– Tekuca pitanja.
– LIQUID QUESTIONS.


– Od malih nogu.
– SINCE THE LITTLE LEGS.


– Malo pre.
– SMALL BEFORE.


– More bre.
– SEA, BROTHER.


– Voditi računa.
– TO LEAD THE BILL.

Alternativa: TO TAKE THE CALCULATION


– Samoubica.
– ONLY KILLER.


– Napet sam.
– I’M ON FIVE.

Alternativa: ON FIVE ALONE


– Hajde da igramo karte.
– LET’S PLAY TICKETS.


– Delim vaše mišljenje.
– I DIVIDE YOUR OPINION.


– On je svetla tačka.
– HE IS A BRIGHT FULL STOP.


– Sve je gore i gore.
– EVERYTHING IS UP AND UP.


– Spetljao se s njom.
– HE LOOPED HIMSELF WITH HER.


– Veni, vidi, vici.
– FADE, SEE, JOKES.


– Želim da se naslonim na tebe.
– I WISH TO ELEPHANT ON YOU.


– Upala mišića.
– THE INFALL OF A LITTLE MOUSE.


– Pucali smo od smeha.
– WE WERE SHOOTING FROM LAUGHTER.


– Pijan je ko majka.
– HE IS DRUNK AS A MOTHER.


– Iz čista mira.
– OUT OF CLEAN PEACE.


– Šta ti pada na pamet.
– WHAT IS FALLING ON YOUR BRAIN.


– Fotokopije.
– FOTO-WHO-DRINKS.


– Supruga.
– ARE-RAILWAY.


– Blago tebi.
– TREASURE TO YOU.


– Sve što je izgubljeno, može se povratiti.
– EVERYTHING THAT IS LOST CAN BE THROWN UP.


– Pop-pevač.
– PRIEST-SINGER.


– Sarajevo
– SARA IS AN OX.


– Dedinje.
– HE BELONGS TO GRANDFATHER.


– Mali Lošinj.
– LITTLE BAD CITY.


– Neda Ukraden.
– NO YES STOLEN.


– Ruzica Sokic.
– LITTLE ROSE LITTLE JUICE.


 

– Mirjana.
– PEACE I ON.


– Slobodan Milosevic.
– FREEMAN GENTLEFUCK.


– Alija Izetbegovic.
– BUT I AND BROTHER-IN-LAW ESCAPE.


– Tugomir.
– SADPEACER.