Kroz istoriju viceva mnogo puta smo imali prilike da se sretnemo sa bukvalnim prevodima naših reči i imena na engleski. Tako se povremeno na televiziji mogu čuti lapsuse tipa New Now (Novi Sad). 🙂
Pored ovih, postoji i zbirka bukvalnih prevoda imena srpskih gradova, koju ću pokušati da pronađem i podelim sa vama. Ovi fazoni su uvek aktuelni.
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– Mnogo sam se sekirao.
– I AXED MY SELF VERY MUCH.
– Pričam sam sa sobom.
– I’M TALKING ALONE WITH THE ROOM.
– Računaj na mene.
– CALCULATE ON ME.
– Čekanje u redu za hleb.
– WAITING ALL RIGHT FOR BREAD.
– Ko te šljivi.
– WHO PLUMS YOU.
– Ko te šiša.
– WHO CUTS YOUR HAIR.
– Nosi se.
– CARRY YOURSELF.
Alternativa: WEAR YOURSELF
– Tekuca pitanja.
– LIQUID QUESTIONS.
– Od malih nogu.
– SINCE THE LITTLE LEGS.
– Malo pre.
– SMALL BEFORE.
– More bre.
– SEA, BROTHER.
– Voditi računa.
– TO LEAD THE BILL.
Alternativa: TO TAKE THE CALCULATION
– Samoubica.
– ONLY KILLER.
– Napet sam.
– I’M ON FIVE.
Alternativa: ON FIVE ALONE
– Hajde da igramo karte.
– LET’S PLAY TICKETS.
– Delim vaše mišljenje.
– I DIVIDE YOUR OPINION.
– On je svetla tačka.
– HE IS A BRIGHT FULL STOP.
– Sve je gore i gore.
– EVERYTHING IS UP AND UP.
– Spetljao se s njom.
– HE LOOPED HIMSELF WITH HER.
– Veni, vidi, vici.
– FADE, SEE, JOKES.
– Želim da se naslonim na tebe.
– I WISH TO ELEPHANT ON YOU.
– Upala mišića.
– THE INFALL OF A LITTLE MOUSE.
– Pucali smo od smeha.
– WE WERE SHOOTING FROM LAUGHTER.
– Pijan je ko majka.
– HE IS DRUNK AS A MOTHER.
– Iz čista mira.
– OUT OF CLEAN PEACE.
– Šta ti pada na pamet.
– WHAT IS FALLING ON YOUR BRAIN.
– Fotokopije.
– FOTO-WHO-DRINKS.
– Supruga.
– ARE-RAILWAY.
– Blago tebi.
– TREASURE TO YOU.
– Sve što je izgubljeno, može se povratiti.
– EVERYTHING THAT IS LOST CAN BE THROWN UP.
– Pop-pevač.
– PRIEST-SINGER.
– Sarajevo
– SARA IS AN OX.
– Dedinje.
– HE BELONGS TO GRANDFATHER.
– Mali Lošinj.
– LITTLE BAD CITY.
– Neda Ukraden.
– NO YES STOLEN.
– Ruzica Sokic.
– LITTLE ROSE LITTLE JUICE.
– Mirjana.
– PEACE I ON.
– Slobodan Milosevic.
– FREEMAN GENTLEFUCK.
– Alija Izetbegovic.
– BUT I AND BROTHER-IN-LAW ESCAPE.
– Tugomir.
– SADPEACER.
